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His diet is horrid. He only eats McDonald's, and maybe KFC, but i'm not too sure. He only drinks coca cola. He's probably being pumped full of every fucking drug imaginable. There's no way in hell this man is not on his death bed

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Trump winning the election then dying before taking office would be pretty convenient for the people who actually run the empire. Just saying.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

...yes, it's better for him to survive the next 50 months than the alternative: bart simpson in the white house vs. someone competently malicious...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Jizz D. Vance becoming president would be funny I admit.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

he'll live to 110 because this is hell

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 hours ago

I think he's right about his idea that human bodies are like batteries but it only applies to him. If he can stay under, say, 50 steps a day he'll live to 120

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Of course he will. He has access to the absolute best healthcare on the planet. Once he jumps back in the saddle were some medical emergency to happen, Democrats like Fetterperson will be howling about how he’s our president and he deserves it. For Democracy and shit. D’s and R’s will move heaven and earth to get him whatever lifesaving procedure he needs to bloodlet the fish delights coursing thru his veins.

Man has access to healthcare none of us can comprehend. He isn’t going anywhere short of an outright heart explosion.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago

Democrats like Fetterperson

michael-laugh

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

If they can keep Biden alive they can keep Trump alive

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

They can't do much about the dementia thing though!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

all those things have the best preservatives that modern science can buy; maybe they're so effective that they're preserving him as well. lol

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 hours ago

He's embalming himself

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm still thinking the funniest possible result is he *does before taking office.

Although what might be funnier is if he *does before starting his third term, after going through all the trouble of actually running again.

*Dies

What the hell autocorrect??

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

He gets elected for a 3rd term, libs huff and puff about the rules but take no action. He dies of natural causes just before his 3rd term starts and libs cheer about how they saved America

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago

not just coca cola diet coke that shit is extra poison