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A man jailed for fo[u]r years claims he is still a good dad despite offering his son cocaine and trying to get him to have sex with a 26-year-old prostitute.

"Don't be a p[u]ssy" the man told his son after he organised for two sex workers to visit a hotel in Bromley, Greater London. The young lad, who cannot be named, bravely told his dad "I'm f***ing 13, that's ridiculous" when he was offered a line of cocaine.

At his sentencing hearing, the man told Croydon Crown Court he is a great father, despite appearing to have some weird and very skewed views on what is good parenting. "I'm a good father,” he insisted, after he pleaded guilty to arranging for a child to engage in sexual activity as well as offering to supply cocaine.

He told the court: "I might not look like it in your eyes. It was only because he was feeling down because he'd broken up with his girlfriend and he said he'd done all that stuff before.

He added: "So the brass sucked his p****. Job done. Whatever."

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[–] [email protected] 100 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

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"I'm fucking 13, that's ridiculous" is a fucking hilarious thing to say to your father when he offers you a line of cocaine.

Jesus christ, what a ludicrous scenario. I hope the kid turns out alright inspite of his dad being kinda batshit

[–] [email protected] 76 points 5 days ago (2 children)

What is this country coming to that you can pressure your adolescent son into doing cocaine and having sex with a prostitute and be called a bad farther? It's not trauma, it's character building!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

That's just the country regressing. Men taking their sons to whorehouses is definitely not a new thing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

You're definitely right

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Good response from the kid. Also why the fuck didn’t the sex workers walk away‽

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

It's strange that the sex workers aren't criticised at all, given that they raped a 13 year old. I'd expect them to be in a wee bit of bother.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I imagine they have seen their fair share of reluctant grooms on stag dos and, unless he actually told then he was 13, they had been told he was 18. So technically a crime but he CPS presumably felt it was murky enough that a conviction might be tricky. Unless they were convicted and that bastion of news reporting the Daily Star didn't bother mentioning it because it wasn't a good story.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

I get the feeling that if I fucked a a thirteen year old girl that "I thought she was 18" isn't really going to cut it in court.

I would think that the identity of the sex workers is unknown and that's how they'll be avoiding prosecution.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

You know, I don’t think the reluctant grooms make it better. Maybe I just have high moral standards, but I don’t care if you’re being paid to sexually assault someone, you don’t engage in sexual contact with people against their will. I can buy the claims he’s 18, I developed young and had friends who developed slow so maybe he did sound like a grown ass man or something, but still he clearly didn’t want it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Right? The solid response from the kid makes me think the dad does indeed have some good dad qualities.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

an "oddball dad"? woah there, are we even allowed to use that kind of language in publications?

wildly irresponsible. if encouraged by this, next time people hear about someone who sexually assaults their own child, they might even call them quirky, or worse, wacky!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You know, I never thought that the kind of storylines in Guy Ritchie movies were realistic but I guess it’s just a British thing.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

They're documentaries, mate

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Periwinkleblue!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 days ago

"The dad added that the sex workers were already in a taxi so it was too late to cancel, Ms Benson said. When the two women arrived the dad told them his son was 18 years old.

The boy was then taken to a separate room where he reluctantly allowed a 26-year-old sex worker to perform a sex act on him, the court heard. In a police statement the boy said he didn't want to do it and he was left feeling disgusted."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

This isn't Brandon Sanderson's Mistborn novel.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I'm yet to read that, but I thought he shied away from anything even vaguely sexual, on account of his culty religion?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

He's never published a sex scene to my knowledge but he will acknowledge the existence of these things.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Definitely not. He doesn’t do sex scenes or erotic depictions of sexuality, but sexual mores and sexual violence are often depicted in his books when fitting. In Mistborn the nobility’s tendency to inflict sexual violence upon the underclass is a major theme because the magic is genetically heritable and the government attempts to keep it constrained to the nobility.

The most Mormon his books get is the world building of the stormlight archive, but even then there’s a ton of alcohol consumption, despite the fact that the author has never partaken.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fair enough, thanks for the info!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

And I should add, there’s also romance, both straight and gay. Even extramarital. You have heroes that are promiscuous and cultures where sex isn’t frowned upon outside marriage so long as there’s even a simple oath between them. There are full on descriptions of how hot Vin finds Elend or how hot everyone finds Kaladin. The only real place his Mormonism shows up in his romance writing is that he’s personally uncomfortable writing polyamory and chooses not to at the moment no matter how well he accidentally wrote the sort of love triangle that resolves into an MMF triad.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"oddball" just an oddball?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Perhaps he has odd balls.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

More of an 8 ball dad.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Let train our kids and safe them from future disaster and trauma

[–] [email protected] -5 points 5 days ago