communism
this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2024
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Houses
I’d give them away for free and crash the housing market hard
Comrades 
Finally a good argument for burying Lenin.
Enriched uranium
Olives probably
you, reading about olive trees HOLYYYYY SHITTTTT
Boy do I have a tree for you
some dignity >.>
dignitree
I want to see what kind of video games grow on trees.
All Animal Crossing, Harvest Moon and Stardew Valley
Bourgeoisie. I mean it's impossible for tree to grow humans but this shouldn't make us stop with the first part of that experiment.
Turkish Delight
Burgers!
gommunism
Gun tree
Friends
World Peace
yards of linen
Do we need to stick to the laws of physics, or can we get magic involved?
You would need to bury an already magical item.
I was thinking more like: Does a tree that grows real-world precious metals need a real and extensive root system that gathers those precious metals from underground ore veins? Or can it make those real-world precious metals magically from scratch?
REAL ANIMATE TERRACOTTA SOLDIERS SO I CAN HAVE AN ARMY TO OVERTHROW THIS ROTTEN EMPIRE
NOTE TO FEDS: THIS IS A JOKE AND IS ENTIRELY FICTIONAL THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ANIMATE TERRACOTTA SOLDIERS
It'd go to Washington DC and bury one of those small suitcase nukes.
What if i bury myself alive until the tree sprouts? Get some breathing tubes and such.
Clone tree
Though as the tree's "seed", you would have to remain there forever to keep giving it life
Bet, alternate version of me are just as valid as the OG. I'll carry on to start the Zoive(Zoift hive)
A giant panda. A plant sprouting large mammals would be a scientific marvel.
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Apples.
This way I have fresh apples tomorrow and I don't have to go to the store!
is the speedy tree growth a property of the soil, location, or of whatever we plant in there? if i plant a fruit do i get a tree that gives out instant growth seed versions of that fruit?
because if so i'd like to patent 1 day growth date seeds.
Communism
diamonds, so i can disprove the labor theory of value like a boss, epic style
An amalgam of precious metals. Gold, platinum, palladium, tec.
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