this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

Today is a good day (for him) to die.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is me. This is my life.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me too, but it brings me great joy to make the process as tedious as possible for the questioner and go through every single city I've ever lived in.

Most give up by the third or fourth city that isn't my country of origin.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How my sister answered the question, when she was a doctor in Wisconsin:

  • (Small town in WI she lived in)
  • New York
  • Long Island
  • Oh well I grew up in Queens
  • …okay we're done here
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Looks like a Brazilian

Oh, i was born in Frankfurt am Main, Germany

I grew up mostly in Brazil

My father is Brazilian ( a guy very similar to Rutger Hauer, very northern european, the most cliche german in the room )

Ah, no, my mom is neither, she's Colombian, born in Bogota.

I have both nationalities, Brazilian and German - the most "fun" i had with this, was when i was recruited by the military.

Both countries went "we don't care, if you already served in another country. If you are german/brazilian and eligible, you'll be recruited!"

Luckily i ended up not being recruited at all.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then I can only apologize for the nonsense you go through.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Jokes on you, OP is the dude in the left panels!

/s, obviously. OP, I'm sorry about that shit. Humanity should be better than that by now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I recognize this scene, but can’t remember what it’s from. Help!