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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (3 children)

buy a Brother, or better yet a laser printer.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I'll only buy Brother printers now. The print quality is pretty good and they just work on my Linux desktop.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Even scanning over the network works on Linux on my Brother MFP. I really didn't expect that.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I was in the market this year so shopping around laser color ones I noticed the reviews for even the Brother said it would brick your printer if you use 3rd party toners. So just look before you buy. I ended up buying their more expensive one because of that, but still not entirely sure its 3rd party compatible. Ill research whether thats the case when my toner needs replaced.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I have a brother laser printer. Best printer I’ve had so far. 3 years on the same toner cart; at my pace I’d have replaced the ink 2 or 3 times already.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Obligatory "buy a Brother B&W laser printer" comment

They're actually more economical than modern HP printers because of their anti-consumer BS.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I got a used brother that had ever only printed one toner cartridges worth of prints, for 15€. It even has wifi, definitely one of the better buys I've made. I only need to print a handful of times a year so I anticipate it'll last me for years and years.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

My color brother laser is great. I needed color but either option is the better one

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

They have to print the invisible printer identification dots somehow.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Printers print very small dots on the sheet of paper you print so it canbe identified. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine_Identification_Code

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My Brother monochromatic printing ~3000 pages per cartridge going brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Who needs color anyway? A black laser printer is the way to go :)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah. The vast majority of people have no real reason to own a color printer. Black and white laser does the job and only if you need to print something like photos at home, should you even consider an inkjet.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Even then it depends how many you want to print.

Often will work out cheaper to have somebody else print them and post them to you.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Low on cyan!!1!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I have a b&w laster printer, an old Kyocera relic from the mid-2000s. Got it from a previous job that was remodeling their offices. I refuse to let go of it, I don't care how many brown-outs it causes when I'm printing something (seriously, it dims the lights when it fires up).

I'll only replace it with an equally beefy color laser printer.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I will never not tell people how my old HP still works on cheap refills. HP will never see another dime from me.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

They were once capable.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My Canon wouldn't scan a document to store on my PC because I was out of yellow ink

I haven't given them another cent and it's been 15 years. Fuck you Canon. Fuck you HP

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

The last printer I bought was a shitty $80 Samsung Laser Printer that still works on its original toner after 10 years. The print quality is terrible but it’s still the best deal I ever had on a printer.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I had this situation with my Epson

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just buy a new printer each time it runs out of ink

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably cheaper in the long-run lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The cartridges that come with printers are reduced volume.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

When you lack black ink, the printer judt grabs the other colors until it makes black. Wich is kind of annoying since it's the cheapest toner.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And that isn't even getting into their drivers and software. Foolish me bought a printer with a scanner and thought I'd be able to just install one little piece of software and be able to print and scan. How silly of me to forget that I to search Google to find instructions that weren't provided by HP, and download an application that the printer's instructions did not tell me to install, in order to get the it working.

I almost want this printer to die just so I can never own an HP printer again in my life.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

As somebody who didn’t, for once, have this specific problem today, but had a printing problem nonetheless, I feel so triggered by this post.

Why the actual fuck is printing so much harder today than it was a decade ago. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills that we are halfway through 2023 and I have more printing issues than I did even 4-5 years ago, let alone back in the golden days of literally never having printing issues in the first half of my lifetime.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] Thoxy 4 points 1 year ago

This is not only HP my old Epson too. Now my Xerox laser try to print even if no more toner inside 😅

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

What does HP stand for? I think this post isn't related to health points or Harry Potter.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Hewlett Packard

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

HP is a brand that makes printers. But more recently they've started moving into the ink / ink subscription business.

Or it maybe stands for HungryPhrog????

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

No one's worse than Hewlitt Packard

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Expensive refills on ink/toner I can accept. It's been like that forever. What I can not accept is how useless the HP printer/scanner is without HP smart. In windows I literally cannot do anything unless I'm signed into their stupid service. In Linux I just grab generic drivers and do whatever I want. So it's obviously not baked into the printer. I can't wait to get a new one from another brand, just need one good reason to make more e-waste.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Horrible Products

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