this post was submitted on 18 Jul 2023
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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Existential sudoku ๐Ÿ”ฅ

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Didn't work! I used my identity matrix and I'm exactly the same as I was before.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I find that expanding I as I=e^(iฮธ)โ€ขe^(-iฮธ) can help get you reoriented.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That's racist!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's because the true you was just you the whole time!

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

These are really technical memes lol

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I have a severe personality disorder. My identity matrix somehow has twos, threes, sixes and even some irrational and imaginary numbers in it for good measure.

Besides, everytime I try to look it up, it's completely different from what it was last time.

I have tried issuing warranty and refund claims on my existence, but I wasn't successful.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It seems you're not similar to yourself anymore

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Never have been. I'm pretty sure if you did a dissimilarity matrix of me and myself at any given time in my life, at least soms of the numbers on the diagonal would be greater than zero.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Don't be so deterministic

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm generally a normal man, I once checked the matrix of myself based of an orthonormal base and found out that I'm fully positive. Im happy ever since.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'm not a square matrix ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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