this post was submitted on 09 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 70 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I always wondered if this bird ever actually learned to eat on its own.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I know he's been trying for a few years at least and he still hasn't caught it. I don't have high hopes for him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I saw a picture of a dead bird recently. I wonder if it was him.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 11 months ago (7 children)

This is the part where someone comes along and tells me this bird is suffering from some neurologic disorder that will lead to it's starvation and eventual death.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 11 months ago

Nah, it's just very young and hasn't learned how to eat yet without its mother feeding it.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 11 months ago

It's probably still young and learning everything doesn't just get vomited into your mouth when you grow up.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bird scientist here. In scientific terms, we say "That lad is proper fucked".

[–] blx 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Bird scientist? Are you an ornithologist? Or are you a bird wearing glasses and a labcoat?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

He's a chicken, I tell ya! A giant chicken!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bird software engineer here, he is just calculating whether to take another bic mac or not. Happens when the bird is on a diet trying get ripped.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Is that proprietary software or you FOSS it out?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Proprietary Raytheon drone drivers are the worst

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

You're uploading that to pidgeons now? I've been seeing owls going through them like a breeze.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Yeah it is.

This bird you see, is real dumb.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Thankfully, Lemmy didn't seem to suffer from that...yet

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Leave that poor bird alone

[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago

Aaaaaa. Huh?! Aaaaaa. Sir, I’m SAYING Aaaaa. What the heck?!

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Imagine a baby T-Rex doing this you.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

That's a better imaginary scene than most involving tyrannosaurs

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago

Kids these days are so spoiled

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

It is like 4 weeks old. You were that dumb at 4 wk too.

Worse actually,yeah.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

I like to imagine the bird is just screaming at the grub to taunt it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Selection is a very cruel mistress. It's a case for genetic engineering.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I'm torn between roflol and feeling like cheering for him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

C'mon, do something