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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

A chicken can't wear a G-string. Where do you stick the bills?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Oh the pimp on roller skates handles the money

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No chicken fucking in the champagne room.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

License and registration...CHICKEN FUCKER!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I watched a porn movie once which had a pimp on roller skates in it. I cannot remember the name now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

That sounds awesome lol. My joke was referring to the car-hops at sonic that often are on skates or roller blades

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

There was a fake nazi in it too. The whole thing was wild.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Kinda like the movie Boogie Nights where Heather Graham played a pornstar who's always wearing roller skates

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Then you clearly haven't tried hard enough

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Chicken loses job

Chicken is broke, chicken strips

Three seventy-nine

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Only to Plato.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Ah, dad jokes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I wish stripping was an option. Those girls seem fit and tough and put up with a lot of shit and can dance. I ain’t got shit on them no matter how broke I get no strip club it’s gonna hire me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Waiter: Maybe the chicken strips for $7?

Me: Maybe it does but that doesn't feed me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

The chicken fell on hard times so has resulted to stripping, and you can see, and even eat the chicken strips for under 4 dollars