Maybe t rexes have ridiculous long twisty willies like some birds do. It's a tragedy but there are things the fossil record will never show us.
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Damn prudish fossil record.
Soft tissue doesn't survive to be fossilized. So really, it's the limp-dicked T-Rexes we should be blaming.
On the other hand, what's this:
a bone all dinosaurs have
some have it the other way
Don't lose hope, someday we might find the imprint of a t-rex that embarrassingly face-planted into the mud with his dick out
What a way to die.
Doing what he loved, humping an anthill.
Nature finds a way
Who says they use their hands? They could grind against a tree, for example.
couldn't they be like dolphins and use other animals if they couldn't use their hands.
A Last Kingdom meme in the wild? Truly the gods do have a sense of humor.
But this is a Lord of the Rings meme?
Is it? I guess that would make sense, since I can't place the two actors on either side. I thought that was Uhtred, son of Uhtred in the middle (and it's definitely something that he would say in the show), but maybe I've just been watching more The Last Kingdom than LOTR lately.
Thanks for setting me straight!
Don't worry - I thought the same thing! I even heard the words in Uhtreds voice.
Loved that show. I dropped off around season 2 though. The first season was great but when he became constantly neutered by Alfred's loyalty baptisms I got bored.
My wife and I just finished the last season and are now starting the movie wrap-up, and I've been pretty engrossed the whole time.
But it's definitely a little frustrating when the protagonist consistently gets either outwitted or otherwise trapped by a character with his own agenda, but I will say that I don't think the writing is bad, as the characters consistently act in their own interest and in the interest of the people/ideals they care about. And season 2 does introduce some pretty good characters and has some pretty good major plot points, so you might give another try if you liked season 1.
OTOH, it's your life; don't waste it watching a show that doesn't hold your interest!
now i wonder what AI would come up with for realistic dinosaur sexual stuff.. knowing the web its already out there.