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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Try asking the bottoms from the lgbtq+ communities.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Best of luck

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm just gonna leave my mark here

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I was here for the poop post of 2023!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had a very good time reading this.

I’d recommend to throw some Loperamidhydrochlorid in the mix, not sure if you can find it in your pharmacy. When I’ve been too Music Festivals, we’ve always had some as an emergency, if the toilets would be clogged (which happened a lot).

Stay strong πŸ‘πŸ»

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is the birth of something great

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

... are the words OP said when finally sitting down on an toilet on day 3

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Nut Butters: Peanut or almond butter in small jars or packets. They are calorie-dense and can be eaten in small quantities.

Crackers: Plain crackers are low in fiber and can be filling.

Cheese: Hard cheeses like cheddar can be easy on the stomach and don’t require refrigeration for short periods.

Protein Bars: Opt for bars that are low in fiber.

Dried Meat: Such as beef jerky, can be a good source of protein.

Nuts and Seeds: In moderation, these can be good sources of energy.

Bottled Water: You’ll need to stay hydrated, but since you mentioned you can’t pee very often, drink just enough to not feel thirsty.

Electrolyte packets or tablets: To keep your electrolyte balance in check without consuming too much liquid.

Godspeed!

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Eat Domino's pizza. It gives me constipation everytime I eat it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Avoid fiber like plague

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just finished watched Alone: Australia, one guy didn't eat for over 20 days. Fasting may be a good option for avoiding needing to poo. I'd imagine you'd have to start that process maybe a day or two early. To get the best effect.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Absolutely. From the water fast I've read about after 3-5 days it gets much easier.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Eat carbs, drink Gatorade or Powerade and poop before hand. Bro whatever you're doing I expect an update post!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Get some mana or soilent, stuff like that.

You need to eat it before your journey as your bowels need to adapt, once it is good you will have one poop per week as there is not a lot of fibers in it.

It is cheap also. You got everything you need to be well.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is God-tier Meme master content, well done OP

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Update plz?

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