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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Avoid foods with lots of fiber leading up to the trip! And then take lots of fiber after you’re home safely.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Don’t drink coffee

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I was here for this also what the actual fuck my guy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Absolutely incredible content 🫑

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Nugget_in_biscuit was indeed part of this, the first lemmy in-joke in history

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Take Iron supplements and eat noodles, the nissin soba classic. Also, hardboiled eggs. Backs me up every time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Glastonbury?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

GOMAD - Gallon Of Milk A Day

Can't promise you won't have severe diarrhea

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Remember to bring the poo knife

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

posting for posterity. what a way to start the lemmy journey. and godspeed to op, shine on you crazy diamond.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I reckon that when you finally go, you'll need a poop knife to get that grogan down the hopper.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
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