No, good sir, I'm on the level.
odigo2020
You'll be given cushy jobs!
It glides as softly as a cloud.
Media playback has been just fine for me, both browser streaming and local files via VLC. Battery is a little harder for me to say because my battery, according to ChromeOS, was at 85% health, but I've watched 4-5 hours of YouTube straight one day when I was sick, and I think it was around 20% when I woke up and plugged in from 100%.
I am. My Asus Chromebook aged out of support, so I put PopOS on it using this guide. Luckily, I had a compatible board, so I didn't have to physically alter anything:
https://docs.mrchromebox.tech/docs/supported-devices.html
Runs pretty decently, although boot up is rather slow.
It's more used for darker/dirtier dad jokes.
The doctor was a woman.
Remember Betteridge's Law: If a headline ends in a question, the answer is usually no.
Nine nine!
I don't know how to explain it, but it absolutely is. I saw my first a week or two ago, and was taken aback by how off-putting it is visually. I thought maybe it'd have an awkward charm, but no, it's just physically uncomfortable to look at.
Fey is bae.
There used to be copy editors. Copy editors cost money. Now, there are no copy editors.