this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2023
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The Monkey's Paw

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Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Granted. The button undoes whatever you're thinking at the moment, whether it is your last action, your own name, or your beloved wife. You quickly realise you can't really control your thoughts.