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Because Pi has everyone's Social Security number...
Not mine.
You may not have one now, but if you ever do get one, it has that too.
LPT.
The trick isn't not having a SS#, it's in spoofing the data. Say you're John A. Smith with SS# 123-12-1234. Apply for your driver license as John B. Smith, 132-21-1234. Credit card? John C Smith, 112-12-1234.
Not having one raises more red flags than having bad data.