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I pulled this from a shop. (infosec.pub)
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[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Good to see they're branching out with their business model. Can't just commit to a single strategy these days. Sometimes it helps to rebase your priorities to avoid creating new issues.

Ok, bad jokes aside, how did it taste?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Didn't eat it, have to wait for sunset.

Probably tastes the same as other cheap options, they rarely differ in taste.

Edit: I am really bad at tasting things, but I don't think it tasted different from what I expected.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

a fellow two marshmallow kid, I see

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

What does that even mean?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Look up "Stanford marshmallow experiment".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Immediately recognized that experiment.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think I know you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

After searching your comment history for the string: "Doods" (all case) I have something to tell you: git off social media, it took me minutes of flipping pages to reach 5 month old comments before surrendering; I do feel like I know you as well.

Regarding the general feeling, I experience a similar thing with someone else:

@[email protected], who is noticeable for having one of the few Arabic names on Lemmy, تحريرها كلها ممكن (freeing it all is possible) and for being the moderator of [email protected], and for being from Saudi Arabia, we could tell that because:

a) He has its flag on his account.

b) He put a picture of an expensive car on top of it, further proving he is from Saudi Arabia (لا مؤاخذة) (Sorry for teasing you)

Edit: he apparently moderates many other things as well.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I meant in real life. But perhaps not.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

لا مؤاخذة 😞

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago

echo "calories" >> .gitignore

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

Hope you requested before you pulled

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

git: 'extra' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

You should clone it for unlimited snacking.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Purely for this post.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Produced by Sasco food industries.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Isn't git an insult for the British

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

It also means "go!" (Imperative) in Turkish, so I'm wondering if this is a Topkek situation

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Bisect it!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

It's a git gat bar!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Issue: ... ~~filled& coated~~ ...

Pettifogger's Pedantic Pull Request: ... filled & coated ...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

git gud?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Did you pull it before checkout?