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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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Saying eye doctor in a conversation feels normal. Saying tooth doctor feels like listening to someone who had a bad disco elysium roll and they're punching themselves in the face to get the words out.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably because of the more common word "dentist".

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That's because it's shorter, eye doctor is slightly shorter and easier to say and spell than opthamologist

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

counterpoint: paediatrician.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think the 'easier to say' part is the key thing here. "Pee-dee-atrition" is a lot easier for most English speakers that "op-tha-mologist". I think the "th" throws people off enough to just say "eye doc"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's even harder to spell than it is to say "ophthalmologist" What are the extra h and l doing there? I don't know. Most people forget them. Another English word not really pronounced like it's spelled. Trips me up every time I try to type it out. Optometrist, the non-MD eye doctor, much easier to say and spell.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I don't quite see it, but I'm used to saying opthamologist because of Tim Minchin and I'm not a native speaker. But seems plausible.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Well you could just shorten it and call them a paedo.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'd argue it's magnitudes easier to say.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In the UK we see the optician. E z.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

In the US at least, an optician is specifically a vendor of eyeglasses. The person who measures your vision and gives you the prescription is usually an optometrist. Neither of the above are physicians; whereas an ophthalmologist is a physician who treats eye diseases.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Funny, because in German it's exactly that: Tooth doctor (Zahnarzt).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The one that always bothered me is Hals-Nasen-Ohren-Arzt. Why is it Nasen? We only have one. It should either be Hälse-Nasen-Ohren Arzt or Hals-Nase-Ohren-Arzt.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I never thought about that. Now it bothers me too. Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm already trying to contact the Gesellschaft für deutsche Sprache. We can get this sorted.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I assume it's for the same reason you say Nasendusche, Nasenrücken or Nasenbluten but Halsschmerzen or Halstuch (though I'm not sure what's the exact grammatical reason). It has nothing to do with the number of noses. I think it would be Augenarzt and not Augearzt even if we had only one eye.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

In Dutch it's the same, but we just say "KNO-arts", for "throat, nose and ear".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tierarzt sounds normal but animal doctor sounds weird

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

But that's because you learned english and know it's called a vet. Direct word-for-word translations are often supposed to be weird because that's just not how it works.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yes and y'all also use the French word for "curly" to say hair dresser... So.....

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Optician? I've never heard "eye doctor" here in the UK

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Technically a general eye doctor would be an opthalmologist. An optician is someone who makes lenses. The person you see for an eye test at the opticians is an optometrist (someone who measures what strength lenses you need).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Don't be an anti-dentite

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Similarly, saying butt doctor doesn't have the same ring to it as proctologist, but either way they're checking for rings around Uranus.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Even worse is child doctor. I'm thinking of a child dressed as a doctor, not a paediatrician.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Well, we have more teeth than we have eyes. Supply and demand.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

uh well where I live: https://emergencytoothdoctor.com/

they do in fact take care of emergencies too. They pulled a tooth for me on walk in.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Dentists and podiatrists don't go to med school in the US.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Podiatry School is a medical school. 4 years plus a 3 year residency.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Dentists go to teeth college