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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Not until you go out and shoot a couple minorities.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

and their dogs

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Now now, less discrimination. Other weapons deserve the podium too. With the amount of times they tased pregnant women, or beated unarmed men with their batons.

Guns don't deserve all the credit, I didn't even mention pepper spray or just plain old hands and knees.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Hey now, give the cops a break. Recently there’s been a progressive movement in law enforcement to change the culture and to not shoot minorities and their dogs exclusively. It’s just a bonus and easier to clean up when it’s a minority.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago

You're missing your daily quota for harassing people, though.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Have you violently assaulted and/or mentally abused your domestic partner? Do you feel the need to over compensate for your limited intelligence and tiny dick? How about be willing to stand around and do nothing in your punisher skull underwear while children are being shot?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You need to also actively harm society and be a blight on the human race.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (4 children)

This thread makes me think that normal people should be cops too. People who don’t want to be cops should be cops. Like a true public service. Do it because you aren’t the typical type of person to be one.

Thoughts?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Like an alternative to compulsory military service? Interesting.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

While I think it would be helpful too many things are structured to keeping things the way they are. Like systems are set up with a default outcome in mind. If something is set to collect a payment then the auto payment works super well, but canceling is made rather byzantine. Police work to someone who does want to serve their community might be the same way. If someone calls over a "homeless person sleeping in the bench near by" what can you do? There isn't much the department will help you with and if you don't push them around they will call again to say "you are not doing your job". Default outcome is shittier cops.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is the job solely eating doughnuts? If so, sign me the fuck up!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

And murdering people because of their skin colour, if I should believe these comments... Yikes.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please make sure to assault someone, shoot a dog and then get a nice paid vacation, funded by tax dollars :)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would hope the paid vacation would be more common in America, not something negative. The reality of the world sucks sometimes. Thankfully I live in Europe, and paid vacations are the norm.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Paid vacation was a euphemism for a suspension with full pay.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Alright then, I was out of the loop. Carry on.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Make sure you block roads and get in the way also for zero reason while obstructing the efforts of ambulance drivers

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In OP's defense, I think most cops don't go and attack minorities daily, it's probably more of a once a week thing. Most days they will just sit around, do nothing and eat donuts.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I shouldn't have to defend a shower thought.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago

that is actually mental

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What? That is like saying driving a car will make you feel like a cop. I get it, its a stereotype, a common joke, but as a shower thought?

The comments are just toxic in this thread too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

These comments are insane, and not adding to a discussion, at all.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago

I get it, its a stereotype, a common joke, but as a shower thought?

Why are you here? What value are you adding to this thread?