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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Any advice on step 1.5: getting the bad feelings out of my brain? Like with a knife or...?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

I've had good luck with screaming into the jar, but you have to buy it and take it home first, or else the people at the store will ask you to leave.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

freewriting

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I fantasize about cutting ears and shoving it in one's mouth

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Easy there, Vincent.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Soo what would one do if they hate lasagna?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah I'm not a big pasta person in general and lasagna is like pasta³

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I like lasagna, but can I switch to pizza, too? Extra cheese, please.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Do I stop at step one or is it a looping step? Just want to know if i need to clear my shed out or not.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Or cake. Cake's good too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

i too like lasagna. i can get a jar. how do i open the gate to another dimension again?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Flex your portal muscle but instead of grip try to “expand”

Its a combination of holding your pee AND pushing out a poop, but you have to also hold the sneeze in and do NOT scratch your arm.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I think it involves pondering an orb, not sure

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like the seed of a premise for a Rick & Morty episode.
Something-something... then the things from the other dimension come through the portal into our universe.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The bad feelings turn into three Cronenberg lasagnas: a nihilistic Cronenberg lasagna, an existential Cronenberg lasagna, and an absurdist Cronenberg lasagna. Similar to the ghosts of Christmas in A Christmas Carol, the Cronenberg lasagnas take Rick and Morty on different journeys to teach them how to deal with bad feelings.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Garfield approves

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I was a robot all along.