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Boosting that CV (mander.xyz)
submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Someone likes their reply to a technical question
* adds senior IT support specialist to resume

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hits F12

* adds 10x developer to resume

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Views Source on a web page

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 weeks ago

They asked if I had a degree in theoretical physics.

I said I have a theoretical degree in physics.

They said welcome aboard.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Pretty sure a meltdown is the last thing a nuclear physicist would want on their CV

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Can't argue with experience.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

You know how valuable that experience is? Someone who fucked up is just another way of saying he had an expensive training in prod.

[–] WeirdAlex03 7 points 3 weeks ago

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

- Thomas Edison, Nuclear Physicist

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I have a cousin that works at a petrochem plant. He told me that all the “common trips” never really happen since they’ve been drilled on how and what to do and how to prevent them, but the second shit really does go down you better have a senior around that has seen that specific trip before. Especially considering there’s tens/hundreds of thousands worth of produce being burned off by the second until things are back under control.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

A metallurgist, though...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Blows up in an argument

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Why is the OP's handle blurred out in the screenshot.