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Urinal Rule

If a bro walks into a bathroom said bro must take the furthest urinal away from the bro already in there. If urinal 1 and 6 are taken, the bro must use urinal 3.If urinal 1,3 and 6 are taken a bro must wait or MAN UP and use a cubical.

A bro WILL NOT under any circumstances speak to a fellow bro in the urinal.A bro WILL NOT look at another bro using the urinal.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Nah, if it's an emergency I'm standing next to you. If you don't want to see my dick, don't look. Most urinals I've seen lately has privacy walls anyway.

I agree with Vader, but not OPs rule about waiting if there are two free urinals

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

Lol. Yeah. If there's free urinals, I'm gonna take a piss.

If there's no free urinals, it's tradition in my country to all take two steps back and share each urinal among three users.

Okay. It's not, but it should be.

Relief from needing to pee should be a fundamental human right, held more dearly than our squeemishness about each other's genitals.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I know Vader is supposed to be choking him, but he also looks like he is giving the stormtrooper a force handy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

I think it's both, and they're both into that.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I did not read the "Earlier" and assumed that this stormtrooper found a new kink

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Right? Kind of a crappy way to show the comic. Bottom two should be above and remove earlier. There is nothing that is added by the way it's currently formatted and causes confusion for no gain

[–] [email protected] 9 points 18 hours ago

it makes sense that a star wars comic would place panels 3 and 4 before panels 1 and 2.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 22 hours ago

Trooper was just dared to find out if Vader's dick was robotic or not.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 22 hours ago

Good guy Vader showing proper restraint.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I would have thought the storm trooper would never have left the urinal alive…

[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago

...the stormtrooper hasn't. That's the same room.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

That's definitely not the rule. I'm not taking the kid-height urinal just cuz it's the furthest one.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Yeah. We're not all long distance sharp shooters. I'll pee in one that fits my size before I pee around one that doesn't. Lol.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago

Bromen! 🙏

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

A "cubical," huh? Well thems the rules...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

Trooper's weiner is still out.