the_dunk_tank

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It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

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I linked to this particular rage tweet in particular because there's a staggering number of divorce dad layers to it, so many that I really can't make an accurate count of it, and I'm unsure if repeated uses of the same layer count as more layers yet. shrek-pixel-despair

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For those that missed that context, St. E~L~O~N said, during the circus fire on Xitter on Monday with trump-anguish , that climate change would involve... headaches. And that's bad but not really that bad. And that deregulating nuclear power plants would help with the imminent additional carbon burden that the LLM treat printers (such as his own) will demand while further burning the planet down, adding more headaches. this-is-fine

I just noticed the old :DebatePervert: emoji seems to be gone, but I was going to use it while saying I nonetheless had critical support this one time for debatebro-l because St. E~L~O~N does a lot of self inflicted damage to his public image each time he tries to say something smart without handlers polishing it up first.

Bonus treat-printer treat of the bearer of the very smart finger nail:

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What can I say except kind-vladimir-ilyich

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Enjoy!

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my-hero just wanted to grill the planet, for bazinga's sake! grill-broke

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Communal, air-conditioned snooze spots would be sick. Who cares if it's an IKEA?

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the one good bit he was doing this election was “Elon please keep glazing me from the proverbial cuck chair I will ruin your business and you will say thank you sir, thank you sir” and he’s so underwater that he caved and is now back on Twitter. He’s not even shitposting, he’s electioneering. It’s never been more over

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  • Chair of Hunting Kind says he has built legal case to obtain same protection as Roma and LGBTQ+ people. They have prepared a legal case to try to prove that hunters are an ethnic minority whose hunts should be protected under equality laws.

  • Ed Swales, the chair of Hunting Kind, claims he has been advised by a leading human rights lawyer that hunters unequivocally qualify for legal protection under the UK Equality Act 2010.

  • Speaking to the FieldsportsChannel podcast, Swales said: “The qualifications of an ethnic group, there are five of them, and we hit everyone straight in the bullseye.”

armed-crab

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kelly Outlaw and Order

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There's layers to this.

my-hero "Look at me, I am laughing because I am NOT MAD about anything right now. The word MEME is there and MEMES are FUNNY and I am LAUGHING at FUNNY! I AM FUNNY I AM THE MEME LORD LOOK AT ME LAUGH PLEASE LOVE ME" billionaire-tears

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By the way the big betray of their potencial customers was just banning some racists in discord, it isnt even out yet lol

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Meanwhile the last moneybeg.....Hey it's really me Mark Hamill!

Harris-Walz campaign wants to be smart about celebrity involvement, and is working hard to avoid the Chicago-based DNC being painted as a "Hollywood liberal elite" event.

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the campaign feels Hillary Clinton gave celebrities too big a platform back in 2016 and it backfired on her ... and they don't want to overdo the Hollywood aspect to the point where it turns off everyday folks.

Ohhhh I was there it was sooooo condensending. First they played Bridge Over Troubled Waters (cause ya know how much they knew WE knew they fucked Bernie over) then they sent out Sarah Silverman who got booed and she chastised the Bernie wing. "TO THE BERNIE OR BUST PEOPLE YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS".

Could you imagine Mark Hamill getting booed on stage? God I love how made a permanent trama burn in the DNC. If anything It was worth that.

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