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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And in California bees are fish.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

In Catholicism beavers are fish.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And in absurdism, beavers are bees.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Both are busy, the logic checks out

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I've encountered a few beavers that smell like fish.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Ma'am, I've told you before. You are not allowed to visit this zoo if you keep sniffing our animals