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[–] [email protected] 132 points 4 months ago (5 children)

We are so close to being able to cum glitter. Just think of the possibilities. What a time to be alive.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago

Glitter is stored in the balls

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Let me nut some plastic into you, baby!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

kids in Detroit are using their jizz as hot glue.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

And since plastics mimic female hormones...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My loads will be a shotgun blast of funfetti

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

cumfetti

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

The very last, maybe.