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If you name your daughter after a state or city, she will pay for school by dancing.

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Leak: Goat Simulator 4 will use Unreal 6 for the next installment of your favorite chaos simulator.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

A Marine only knows how to get the lube where it is needed one way and applies that training unilaterally. Since a Marine only knows how to fuck and kill, it is uncertain where the technique demonstrated originates, but the smart money is on a Marine learning the technique servicing a weapon first because Uncle Sam made him a man first.

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It was, then is sort of wasn't. There are later recordings of him trying to regress to his "natural" speaking voice and it was still harsh. Not as harsh as his performative voice, but decades of grating his vocal cords definitely changed his voice.

Sort of like how Miley Cyrus not sounds like a barfly that has smoked cowboy killers for decades.

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Unfortunately it is the type of autism that only gives you the superpower to scream for hours while rocking and inability to sleep without a 46hz tone, not the perfect recall type.

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She was 35 in 2016 when the suit was dropped, but valid points otherwise.

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Money or lack of evidence.

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$100 worth of bacon at the butcher's.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

One single item only.

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She'll be fine with water and bread.

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You can keep unwashed eggs in the fridge for months.

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The dead don't have possessions.

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