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[–] [email protected] 146 points 1 month ago (21 children)

In highschool I worked at a pharmacy. 30-something man looks lost so I ask him if I can help him find something. He says diapers and I assume he's a father so I stupidly say "the adult ones are right down there but you don't need those ha ha, the baby diapers are down aisle 1"

You can guess the rest of the story...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Actually I can't figure it out. Would you please finish your story?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He was very embarrassed and went for the adult diapers. My 17 year old gangly, awkward self didn't help the situation at all either.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I imagine you, still not getting it, yelling "Sir, sir! I said those were the adult diapers! Sir!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Thank god I wasn't that dumb, I would have died from embarrassment

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