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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon plays a guessing game (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (4 children)

"They must have clipped off your wings, because you look like an angel."

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 weeks ago

vomits

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

"Or like some sort of succubus devil thing, I dunno."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Horn removal and chopped off a spiky tail lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

"Speaking of which...did it hurt when you broke through the Earth's crust while ascending from hell?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

"Do demon women like you float out from volcanoes, or do you claw your way through dirt to get here from hell?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

Hey, I'll take any action I can get.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

I was gonna finish with "...an ANGEL OF DEATH!!!" and start to air guitar. If she does the intro scream, she's a keeper.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago

Did it hurt, when they clipped your wings and you took 1000d6 falling damage, m'lady?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago

Since when was Anakin Skywalker on lemmy?