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This is AFTER debloating all the MS bs as much as I can.

The amount of MS telemetry is just mindboggling.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

For example, users might spend a long time at a screen because they are thinking about

... anything!

what am I gonna eat?

I should remember to feed the bicycle...

who stole my cat btw?

who am I to judge?

who am I?

what's the meaning of life?

what's the meaning of finding it?

what's the meaning of figuring out what the meaning is of finding it???

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

You forgot about the classic, "Where do you want to go today"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

what does unladen swallow even mean?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dammit! I forgot to feed my bicycle last night! No wonder it was at my bedroom door ringing its bell nonstop.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And you recently had your cat stolen because you forgot to lock it before you went into the bike shop to get more food, right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just couldn't get the lock looped properly. Cats do not obey the laws of physics.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Well, that's your hard lock!!