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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Ok what if they started doing sperm races like they make an obstacle course for the sperms and then the one who gets the job is the one whose sperm completes the rat maze first. ✅ Sexist ✅Transphobic ✅ Petty and bizarre ✅The monkey NFT people need something new to occupy their time ✅High barrier to entry because you need sperm performance enhancing drugs AND drugs to hide your sperm performance enhancing drugs ✅High potential for workplace harassment ✅Gives CEO's a chance to wank as a tax write-off ✅"Yes of course I'm working honey, I'm preparing my resume" ✅Weird "genetic superiority" complex accessible ✅Supports return-to-office corporate real estate investments because you can't race sperms over zoom ✅A sperm race in a rat maze, they can call it the Rat Race ™️