this post was submitted on 05 May 2024
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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this shit looks so engaged.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

All good bad posts are ratioed

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

But this is the offical bit-rating comment.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I bet you clicked on this bc there were so many comments.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I get a lot of intrusive thoughts so this is sort of an outlet.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I dare you to post harder.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Okay, I am running out of steam now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

ty for honesty!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I am setting the record for comment to upbear ratio.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

OMG this is a good post, why did you put it in c/badposting??

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

are you insecure?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Why yes, it is hard to be this funny and charming all the time. I appreciate you noticing!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Like seriously it looks like there's some sort of struggle session happening in here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

sorry vegans!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

This could be the first post in history to recieve ten comments in under a minute.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

No one has every posted this hard before in the history of chapo.chat...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (4 children)

everyone is welcome to comment on this post.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

even my cousin Mike.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

even liberals.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

even my """cousin""" Louis.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

especially people who like this post though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

great post!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Hope it don't cost them too much to comment. Not trying to bankrupt the site.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Mods, no spam! Only bit!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I am too brave for sockpuppet accounts.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

,,,or should I say 'suckpuppet accounts' big-cool

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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