You're ratioing yourself
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
All good bad posts are ratioed
Good point
But this is the offical bit-rating comment.
I bet you clicked on this bc there were so many comments.
I get a lot of intrusive thoughts so this is sort of an outlet.
hamdurber.
I dare you to post harder.
Okay, I am running out of steam now.
6/10 bit is ok
ty for honesty!
Please rate this bit!
10/10
I am setting the record for comment to upbear ratio.
OMG this is a good post, why did you put it in c/badposting??
are you insecure?
Why yes, it is hard to be this funny and charming all the time. I appreciate you noticing!
Like seriously it looks like there's some sort of struggle session happening in here.
cheebdurber
sorry vegans!
This could be the first post in history to recieve ten comments in under a minute.
No one has every posted this hard before in the history of chapo.chat...
everyone is welcome to comment on this post.
even my cousin Mike.
even liberals.
even my """cousin""" Louis.
especially people who like this post though.
great post!
good post!
Hope it don't cost them too much to comment. Not trying to bankrupt the site.
Mods, no spam! Only bit!
I am too brave for sockpuppet accounts.
,,,or should I say 'suckpuppet accounts'
11/10
tysm~ c':