Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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Wiping spray. An aerosol or pump bottle behind the toilet of butt-friendly cleansing liquid to be spritzed on toilet paper for tough jobs or the "finishing touch." (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Literally a shitty million dollar idea.

Edit: Cue the bidet users storm.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Edit: Cue the bidet users storm.

Indeed. This just sounds like a bidet with extra steps.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, you're too late.

https://www.amazon.com/Pristine-Sprays-Moisturizing-Cleansing-Toilet/dp/B01N9HAKTH

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

The zeitgeist has struck.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

First two versions are Menthol and Flamin' Hot.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

If you use them in equal amounts, they should balance out, right? Right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I thought you said flavor