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[–] [email protected] 194 points 1 year ago (6 children)

People who say mint ice cream tastes like toothpaste do not brush their teeth.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They must use the fruity kids toothpaste

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I hated that shit as a kid too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Fruity toothpaste gang

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I brush mine with chocolate chip mint ice cream.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Wait, were supposed to do that?

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[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 year ago (1 children)

People hate what they do not understand

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah. I looove the diarrhea I get from eating tubes of mint toothpaste.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Mint flavored all the way through, baybeh!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The Circle of Life.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Eating a grape: wow this is identical to drinking cough syrup

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Grapes don't get you high though

[–] anti_antidote 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah you're just not doing it right

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Yeah, gotta let the grapes sit for awhile first

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago

I love mint chip ice cream. I’m laughing, upvoting, and calling you a bastard all at once.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good mint icecream is not strongly minty and is a lovely pairing with chocolate chips.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well made mint chocolate chip ice cream tastes fucking good. Don't let the cheap shitty stuff fool you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Oh man, Thrifty mint. It is the final boss of mint ice creams.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Remember that anime with the girl with the big bahoongas? It had a great take on mint.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

that anime with the girl with the big bahoongas?

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

But seriously, mint in things like ice cream does not taste like toothpaste, but know what does? Root beer. Not crappy root beer though, microbrew or some of the more expensive brands.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Ok that's hilarious lol

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Either you've never had mint ice cream or you've never brushed your teeth.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Listen I brush my teeth with orange toothpaste and drink mint milk after.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's no menthol in ice cream

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Best way is to just cut open a menthol cigarette and use it as a topping, plus gummy bears of course.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The difference between mint with cream and sugar - and mint with ground silicate, sodium lauryl sulfate and sweetener :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Gee, I get confused all the time!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Some toothpastes use mint flavour, but this is like the "Guy who's only watched boss baby watching his second movie ever" analogy, except instead of movies it's mint-flavoured products.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Mint is good, mint chip is good. That is all.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Not liking mint ice cream is the sign of a baby palette. You may as well say you dislike olives

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I love everything but I hate everyone.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

While I agree with this I still can't stop eating it. Mint chocolate chip is sooo good.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Anyone else enjoy the bean boozled toothpaste flavor?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

if you like eating sand, sure.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

this is only true before eight.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"You might as as well just" 🤨

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Repeating words is a common sign sign of eating too much toothpaste.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

But how how know get enough

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm a simple man. If ice cream is involved, im usually in.

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