ThrowawayPermanente

joined 1 year ago

Big stretch in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

Downward Cat

Microsoft is discontinuing its HoloLens headsets in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Nice

Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Nurse, this man neds 50cc's of swagger, stat! And go make me a sandwich, because I'll turn gay if I go into the staff kitchen.

Opalescent wrap in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

So what color was the suspect's vehicle? Well officer, it's complicated.

Woman admits to running US brothel network in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Abusive pimps get the bullet, everyone else gets a 1040

Leading US imams and scholars urge Muslim voters to snub Kamala Harris over Gaza in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Actually this is a nazi talking point and you should feel bad

Relationship goals in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me

Your belief makes it real in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Rare nonpartisan win, hell yeah

Its a lot easier looking at a beautiful person these days and not feeling a bit of jealousy knowing there is a decent chance they would vote for fascism. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm not sure exactly which variety it is, but I'm diagnosing you with derangement syndrome

What's your most watched sports movie? Name one for each sport you watch. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Lagaan is great if you don't mind subtitles

What’s the craziest or most outrageous (maybe even NSFW) incident that led to someone being fired from your workplace? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I think the other guy got a warning but I'm pretty sure he wasn't fired

What’s the craziest or most outrageous (maybe even NSFW) incident that led to someone being fired from your workplace? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 95 points 5 days ago (2 children)

This guy in the warehouse made a deal with another guy to sell his porn collection. So he brings it in one day in a big cardboard box and leaves it sitting in the coat room with the top open, you could see X-rated stuff just walking by. Someone says something to management and the box gets confiscated, but they don't know who it belongs to so that's pretty much the end of it. Until our hero goes and files a complaint about the theft of his property.