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And not a rubber glove in sight. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

"Look at that beta male, not even asserting his dominance over the couches!"

-JD Vance, probably

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm calling it. This year's most popular couples costume for Halloween will be JD Vance and a couch.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'm sure there will be some people but not the most popular... i don't think too many people would want to debase themselves enough to dress up as something so weird and disgusting.

I'm sure a lot of people will dress up as a couch though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

IMO, Halloween is meant to dress up as something scary, so I'll be going as Donald Trump because that's the scariest thing I can think of.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Trump mask + long black robe = Emperor Trump.

Jackass Darth Vance can be nearby breathing heavily over a furniture catalog.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I've never seen so much restraint in my life

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I showed the pictures to J.D. and he tells me those couches are just begging for it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

Found Vance's account.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"They're saying he stole this one, everybody's saying it, he's in worlds no one's ever heard, he's communist, fascist....sir, sir they said, ..."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Yup just tucked it up under his shirt and walked out

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

subtle

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I only vote for vice presidents that respect couches.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

"grab 'em by the seatcushion"

JD Vance probably

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

"Friendzoned by a couch? Typical liberal male cuck"

/S And i hope i used that term right

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

He's the kind of couch user couches wish they had.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Oooh JD Vance will be mad!