I have a feeling that this will be one that everyone knows, but doesn't know the title of, like Power House by Raymond Scott.
I heard a live performance where the line was changed to:
Wake up in the morning saying Fuck P Diddy
I waited a year before I got one, and I should have bought it day 1. I love rogue likes, and it's perfect for them. Plus getting games on sale for massive discounts quickly reduced the overall cost of my gaming habits.
For the love of your sanity please don't go anywhere near the modern platformers like Super Meat Boy or Celeste.
I tried playing Perfect Dark on N64 again during the pandemic. Single player was great, multiplayer runs at like 12 fps and I have no idea how I ever played it as a kid.
I'm sweating looking at the picture. I wouldn't last 5 minutes.
This is what Elmo wanted from us.
If you're really lucky, the CEO might show you a picture of the third yacht your hard work and dedication got him!
...punch cards. My money is on punch cards.
Kids are getting diagnosed with mental health issues, and I'm hearing a lot less about kids killing their parents...
If there's any character on Sesame Street that's an ambush predator, my vote goes to Oscar the Grouch. He's a Mimic / Trapdoor Spider, and he can easily bait prey by leaving items of his previous victims by his can.