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Cum smell

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[–] [email protected] 118 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

So the three men who made it more than a week smell different than all the rest of us, eh?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 weeks ago

They took a big whiff during November

[–] [email protected] 104 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

My heart goes out to the thirteen year old boys who read this and thought “oh fuck!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

But also when you're 13 everyone else does actually know.

They know because they were 13 once too.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 weeks ago

Statistically it’s girls who experience that particular fear. Boys don’t have as many misguided techniques to mask scent. Instead they stand up slowly and awkwardly using books or backpacks for cover.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Masturbated yourself or someone else?

[–] [email protected] 58 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I need answers. Time IS a factor here people.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 weeks ago

It is too complicated, we must do more tests!

[–] [email protected] 65 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Why would I even care? Sometimes you can smell my love of garlic and onions too, I have no shame in what I am or what I do.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

As long as you aren’t microwaving fish in the office.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 4 weeks ago

Just cum, all good here.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

My brother used to work with a guy that would get in the break room early and be eating sardines every morning. The time clock was there, and the room was small. There was no avoiding it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Yes. Also, beavers, by technicality of the Catholic church.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Share it with everyone

[–] Omgboom 46 points 4 weeks ago

So all of us then

[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Trick is on you, I'm wearing "guy who hasn't cum in 2 weeks" cologne

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 weeks ago

Like even after the shower?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 weeks ago

just wash your hand. it'll be fine

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 weeks ago

Women just have a better sense of smell, duh! 🙄😒