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Fun game: read HP, and sub the word 'wand' our for penis euphemisms

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"The schlong choses the wizard"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

I mean traditionally, the word to swap on was wang.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's just one letter away from "wang"...

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

It's a classic: https://archive.ph/dRsjY

"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

Lmfao

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Anyone who read the books know what happened next?!??

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Tell me you're not a catholic boy without saying it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I’ve never cringed so hard while choking with laughter.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Both of the characters in this meme own slaves.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Who does Harry own?

Also, can Dumbledore own slaves if he's dead?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh yeah. In all fairness, I'm sure Harry would happily let Kreacher be free if he wouldn't instantly go on snitch on them to Voldie & Co.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So you're saying Harry would totally stop owning a person if it didn't have negative consequences for Harry?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Next time you accidentally own a slave, do let me know when you decide to let them go free with the consequence being a murderous wizard immediately shows up at your house.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh god, are you one of those S.P.E.W. members?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Me when I'm a famous author who hates trans people and I decide to make the anti-slavery movement in my book a huge joke

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Dumbledore = catholic Gandalf

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A racist a transphobe and an antisemite walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "aren't you that girl who wrote harry potter??"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago