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That's not a wand, Harry... (slrpnk.net)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Fun game: read HP, and sub the word 'wand' our for penis euphemisms

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Harry owns Kreacher

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh yeah. In all fairness, I'm sure Harry would happily let Kreacher be free if he wouldn't instantly go on snitch on them to Voldie & Co.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So you're saying Harry would totally stop owning a person if it didn't have negative consequences for Harry?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Next time you accidentally own a slave, do let me know when you decide to let them go free with the consequence being a murderous wizard immediately shows up at your house.