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[–] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The real answer here is say No and scare the party.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

I love doing this.

"Oh, right, you have that plus-one from that amulet. So twenty-eight. Yeah, that does hit."

(Monster AC is actually 14, but I'll let them sweat for a round or two anyway.)

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago

Laughs in Mage Armor, Shield, Cat's Grace, Reduce Person, and Protection from Evil... but still yes.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

it's impolite to assume

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The cool thing about PF2e is that this can still be a relevant question, because that roll may or may not be a crit, and the answer tells you something important.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It also may or may not be a hit. A Vampire Guardian is a Level 10 creature and has an AC of 29.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Ah, but that's why they're flanking! The Vampire Guardian is off-guard (I think that's the new terminology? I'm still trying to get used it it) and has a -2 penalty to his AC!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I tend to always ask so the Bard at least has a chance to use Cutting Words. Same goes for Light Domain Clerics.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

And time wizards, or silvery barbs, or whatever other interrupts and reactions the party may have in their back pocket :)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Joke's on you, that wizard is a Bladesinger

Looks like I triggered someone's PTSD. I've DMd for a Bladesinger before, I understand why you downvoted this

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Level 9 Artillerist Artificer here, currently playing alongside a Bladesinger.

He either walks out of combat completely unscathed or gets oneshot by something that doesn't target his AC. Our "tank", a warforged Barbarian, recently died, and the bladesinger has already been resurrected twice.

My job in combat mainly consists of running around after him with my arcane protector out and spamming temp HP for him. I've considered asking our DM if I can switch subclasses to Armorer, in an attempt to fill the frontliner role more, but the main thing keeping me from bringing it up is having to see the look on his face when he realises that means our party will have two guys running around with 23+ AC.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I get this question from players, and it drives me just as nuts.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

The joys of making a homebrew class and telling your playtester to try and break it as much as possible (Including any magic items he wants, to be fair) so that you know what to buff and nerf and otherwise adjust is that I actually do have to ask him if a 28 hits, because thanks to his build... it doesn't always do that (Has between 22 and 33AC).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Probably not just a hit but a crit as well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Thanks to UA warforged and generous magic item allowances (a staff of power and +2 shield I think were the relevant ones for AC) I had a wizard with 28 resting AC (33 with shield).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Roll Deception.