thefartographer

We already have cool cybernetic implants. We also have even cooler corporate greed and a massive lack of right-to-repair laws so that you can get stuck with a deactivated implant!

Why wouldn't they be? They witnessed it first-hand!

Stomach virus and food poisoning

They could also increase their attractive power by stacking multiple bears. Also, if you line up too many snout-to-snout and butt-to-butt, you have an increasing risk of the line becoming unstable and then cascading into a lumpy disorganized mass of polar bears.

Sounds about Reich

What kind of kit does it come with? I like mine Fully Loaded.

The social services, crime, and street-living is how they can afford all the houses, duh. I wish I could buy more houses, but I'm too rich for food stamps. 😭

80% of my life is wasted effort. 15% is giving up at "good enough." 5% is me looking back at my choices and and saying "yeah, I guess that was a good idea after all."

"in contradiction of history" is just a fancy way of saying that he lied. Call him a fucking liar like he is.

Senator Schatz is what I call my hand when I have a clumsy wipe and get poop on it

I have a cast iron griddle that I use once a year at my mom's house. I leave it in the outdoor grill when I'm done using it and don't even clean it. The next time I go to use the grill, I take out the cast iron griddle and just leave it out in the elements and it rusts like crazy.

Then, the day I'm ready to use it again, I scour the shit out of it, heat it up to 500-600°, throw some oil on it like a greased up whore, and get the lowest quality seasoning on it.

Then I use it to grill some ears of corn so they don't turn black from the soot of all the wood I burn to heat the outdoor grill. Once the corn is done cooking, I close off the grill and tell the cast iron griddle to go fuck itself.