this post was submitted on 21 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Well, if they only got hard when we were actually hungry, and not just "bored hungry", I assume the market for crunchy snack foods wouldn't be as prominent.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pfft as if we wouldn't have come out with a Viagra for teeth LMAO

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Well, this is horrifying. Just the thought of old men before Tooth Viagra comes out just trying to eat chips with their knobbly wobbly teeth.