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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

If you find any German words, you can keep them

No, thanks. I already have enough of them. Like this:

Scheißfrieda! Tu. Das. Nicht! Das Sofa ist kein Kratzbaum, du Schweinekatze!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

Scheißfrieda! Tu. Das. Nicht! Das Sofa ist kein Kratzbaum, du Schweinekatze!

Huzzah, my forcing myself to do lessons every few weeks has finally paid off and I actually understood some fucking German in the wild! Probably because yelling at pets is my favorite use of it, it makes the neighbors nervous

hides before ich_iel finds me

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

I have another one for you:

Stör

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Gib Scheißfrieda ein Leckerli von mir

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 minutes ago

Fertig, brudi. Sie hat nicht geantwortet, aber es mit freude gegessen. :D

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 minutes ago

Hier:

~~Pipipida~~ ~~Scheißfrieda~~ ~~Dummchen~~ ~~die Orkin~~ Siegfrieda.