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This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Shit Thorir's sons are going to be pissed. Do you need to me lend you some silver for the wergild? Or like, are you going to go hang out with your cousins in Jutland until this cools down?

You know what we need Guy Ritchie to direct one of the Sagas and everyone is a cockney for no reason.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

But, we definitely need a Völsungasaga movie that is given the same treatment as the Guy Ritchie King Arthur. I never knew I wanted something this much, until now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I have kin in Holmgarðr and will travel there. I admit no wrong. Thòrir instigated the conflict, and his 5 year old son is a pansy, so I think I can take him.