Hexbollah

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Bulletins and News Discussion from January 15th to January 21st, 2024 - International Clowns and Jesters - COTW: South Africa in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

You called?

I farted. It's very important and you all need to know about it. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Good, fiber and beans are important.

ACAB in c/[email protected]
"Yeah, but these days you can't say anything about [insert vulnerable group], it's gone too far the other way" in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Because of all these wokists, I can't blame my problems on Papist conspiracies anymore!

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Chaos Feminine Dragons (hexbear.net)
 

Ever since I have gone cold turkey, I keep seeing chaos dragons when I sleep, in the corner of my vision, under my toilet. Why won't these feemales leave me alone and let me achieve order. HELP!!

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New Year - Regina Spektor (www.youtube.com)
Embracing medieval peasant brain in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Panpsychism is now reactionary.

if cheeto goes to jail which of his bozo brats will take up the mantle? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Tiffany as the dark horse. Everyone forgets Tiffany exists. Even the other Trump children.

This is my bi son in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

This is on the wrong comm. This is a good post.

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I am really tired of being blocked. (hexbear.net)
 
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My God, It's Full of Stars! (hexbear.net)
Bidenomics liberal who instead of "jacking off" calls it "Joeing off" and when he cums he says "it's joever" in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

This doesn't belong in this comm

Tag yourself I'm a Marxist-Leninist in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Just found out I am an anarchist. But with Hoxhaist tendencies. I guess I should start forming a voluntary collective to make bunkers.

One day Star Trek will probably morph into a religion. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

The Historical Documents!

One day Star Trek will probably morph into a religion. in c/[email protected]
I have killed Thòrir the Proud in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

But, we definitely need a Völsungasaga movie that is given the same treatment as the Guy Ritchie King Arthur. I never knew I wanted something this much, until now.

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I have killed Thòrir the Proud (hexbear.net)
 

May the Nörns allow mercy upon you.

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What if Plato was just an alcoholic? (hexbear.net)
 

The whole cave parable is like "what if the reality I experience is but a crude approximation and ill defined shadows cast by the real world? And I am forced to sit and observe reality this way."

This basically sounds like a description of when I am really drunk and my vision is blurring and doubling before blacking out (which itself proves impermanence and subjectivity of reality, if you think about it).

I think Plato was an alcoholic trying to dress things up in a baroque philosophical framework to justify it.

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My Butthole is itchy (hexbear.net)
 

That's all I have to say

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Henry Kissenger Update from Hell (hexbear.net)
 

"I am in Hell. I do not like it here. It is really bad here" - Henry

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If you think about it, Tel Aviv is the East Palestine, Ohio of the Middle East. (hexbear.net)
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Obama but he is a cat (hexbear.net)
 

I am both a war criminal and a cat

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To someone with only a hammer, everything looks like a nail. (hexbear.net)
 

I bought a hammer and now my floor looks to be covered in nails. I should buy another tool.

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Nicene Creed (hexbear.net)
 

I was reading the Nicene Creed and started wondering why the Holy Spirit likes this guy Jordan so much.

"We believe in the Holy Spirit, the uncreate and the perfect; Who spoke through the Law, the prophets, and the Gospels;

Who came down upon the Jordan, preached through the apostles, and lived in the saints."

Why did the Holy Spirit come on Jordan?

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