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[–] [email protected] 271 points 8 months ago (2 children)

What's it called when you fuck up and accidentally make millions of dollars? Oh, right, fraud.

[–] [email protected] 210 points 8 months ago (7 children)

If a typo can change a stock this much then the whole stock market is fraud.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 8 months ago

Noooo?! These guys wear suits and ties, so it's super cereal.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Eh, they're off hours traders anyway. They're gambling speculators by definition. Who cares about 'em.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

The market is only real because people believe in it. Unless you plan to be on the board of a company, the stock is worth exactly the expected dividend, which most stocks no longer pay. There is no intrinsic value to a stock… people will pay you a spot price today only because of the expectation they will sell at a higher price later. Without that belief, there is no value.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Retail traders have zero chance against the big corps and hedgies. Manipulation is rife

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If misreported data makes the system not work, that just means the system’s designed to work on real information not fake information.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How is a system supposed to know if self reported information is accurate or not? The stock market fluctuates based on bad info all the time.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

In theory these kinds of disclosures are heavily regulated, and there are consequences for reporting incorrect info. I’m curious to see if that holds true here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Good point. I guess we'll see where this goes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

We had more concrete evidence of that for a long time.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (2 children)

He should have to pay a fine equal to twice what he would have earned from the stock increasing. Even if the stock plummets.

Don't fuck up your financial statements, dude.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

For the first offense. Each subsequent offense should have the percentage double.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

This could correct itself. Now the company’s financial reports are unreliable, and the uncertainty alone should drop the value of their stock. Risk has a negative monetary value, and these financial reports are now a source of risk.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

He hasn't earned anything unless he sold while it's up and that would be public information.