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Just discovered my wife's unconscious body slumped over a pile of candles and reeking of vanilla with sub-notes of cardamom and lavender. (hexbear.net)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I could have stopped this but all of you made fun of me and now my wife might be dead. I can't tell if the smelling salts aren't working because she's dead or if she's acquired scent-tolerance from huffing too much candle.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

911 just put me on call waiting after I mentioned my name and address.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Still on call waiting. It's been like 7 Grind songs. After the 10th one I'm hanging up and calling again.