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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It is legit. Here are the steps:

  • Stop paying mortgage
  • Bank forecloses and takes possession of the house
  • Get evicted
  • Mortgage gone
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Even then, it depends on the state and whether you have positive equity.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

“Say these magic words exactly the right way, and they’ll have no choice but to give you a house for free”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

"Yes Mister senator, of course I'll give your campaign money in exchange for a new law helping the business I'm starting" would work even better.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Move into a van down by the river.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not that they'll ever say that's the goal. It's the system that's not working right. If I just put enough of this document into uppercase with the right combination of words written in red ink, surely this time it'll work!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You need the handwritten note in red marker at a 45° angle that says, "This contract is voided"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I knew I forgot something. This is why I'm not cut out to be a sovcit.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago
  • burn down own house
  • wait for city to condemn it
  • squat in burned rubble
  • claim squatter’s rights, free house!
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

What a long way to say "repossession"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

And here we are paying money like suckers