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In my faux column

A flavorflav concert?

Which today just reminds you that left handed women have lower standards for casual sex. Nobody remembers its origins in manual tool usage.

You absolutely do not need to consume any sugar to survive.

What little sugar you do need (an absolutely tiny amount) your body can easily make itself.

look inside Firefox

See Netscape

My local Kroger sells clothes, has dressing rooms, has a pharmacy with a clinic, an attached gas station, and has a decent home goods section.

^yay!^

Then for OP’s question, it depends on whether she gets off on knowing she’s older, or wants to feel younger.

And then when they post about it, they’ll be banned.

Quarterly profits were down. Next quarter is irrelevant.

“At least I’m not one of those filthy Klingons!”

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