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[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh so this is cause of concern outside of Australia? Wait until you hear about budgie smugglers mate

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Even with Australia's strict biosecurity enforcement we are powerless to stop the budgie smugglers.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

I don't understand. What's so offensive about showing a little sock?

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I always forget the rest of the world doesn't seem to know about the insane number of parrots we have. Then a tourist sees a cocky or a flock of rosellas and loses their shit.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

tbh i would also lose my mind if a local told me to "look out for a cock-or-two"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

be aware that in certain suburbs they are most definitely not talking about birds

[–] Baggie 4 points 3 months ago

Hell yeah, I get swarms of king parrots turn up and they're majestic.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Should look up the Australian Budgie Smuggler species.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

Real terrifying one, that. Anything and everything flies in Australia.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

No. It's Speedos.

In the analogy, budgies are cocks.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (6 children)

How are they even still alive? Australia seems like such a dangerous place, I wouldn’t expect something like parakeets to survive long. Do they just breed like rabbits and survive through quantity?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Parrots are smart motherfuckers.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not only smart, but they can fight like hell!

There aren't many creatures that attack parrots.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

I had to untangling a fucking cockatoo from bird netting lucking i didnt lose my finger tbh they have beaks like pliers with razor blades for teeth.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

They're also great at communicating info about predators across a large group and distracting said predators to get as many budgies away as possible. And they're very good at maneuvering in the air, a lot of birds of prey that rely on speed over agility can't turn as quickly

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You would be surprised at the amount of attitude birds have here. Usually magpies get a gangsta reputation but do you know who nobody messes up with? Lorikeets.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Except noisy miners and indian Mynas. Cunts of birds.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Turns out being small, and able to fly, is pretty cool

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, pretty much. They are considered pests down there. Imagine a swarm of locusts descending on your farm, except the locusts are each the size of your hand and are intelligent enough to work together when committing crimes. That's how Australian farmers see budgies.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

They certainly have an appropriate colour scheme for it, too

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I feel like Australia isn't as dangerous as you think it is

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (4 children)

What else have people learned through Bluey?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What a bin chicken is, what sherbet is in Australia, there are more I can't think of at the moment.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Do you not have sherbet in america/europe?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Sherbet and Smarties exist in the US but we call them different things and have other things we call Sherbet and Smarties.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

After googling it:

We do, we call them pixie sticks

Sherbet is like a different ice cream (icy fruit basically) to everyone else in the world

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I looked that up and it seems similar, but sherbet is fizzy. From what I can find I don't think pixie sticks are

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Like the other person said, in the states, sherbet is an ice cream that has juice in it. It's fruit flavored, but not as fruity, and more artificial tasting (imo at least) than sorbet. When they were eating sherbet in Bluey, I was confused why it looked powdery and in stick form. Googled and realized sherbet there is basically what a pixie stick is here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hmm, yeah pixie sticks seems similar. I don't see anything mentioning pixie sticks being fizzy, though, so that's probably the main difference

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

What?! It's fizzy?! I don't even think we have an equivalent.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Yes, sherbet is the same thing for us Poms.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Australian slang.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Pavlova doesn't exist in the states anywhere I've ever been.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I have learned that there are animals called potoroos and bilbies.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You don't have parakeets in euromerica?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

There's a population of parakeets living in the wild in Bridgeport, Connecticut that escaped from a pet shop delivery truck

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

English cities are surprisingly full of parakeets recently.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Cockatiels, too. They flock! Imagine the sound.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

TIL that a budgie is just a small parrot.