Is your gran single?

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Whoever figures out a better symbol system for washing machines will go down in history.

I always see 12:34

I'm perfectly content with the number of ponies in this picture ❤️

Can't tell if you think old cars had airbags or if I'm interpreting your comment incorrectly.

From my own memory, air bags didn't really become a common thing until the late 90s. A lot of my cars from the 90s didn't have airbags at all.

Lifeguard knows his shit. Drowning people don't scream and flail like that.

To be fair, this is partly how I've been looking at it. In the event that power gets delegated to the VP, you want to know the right hand man isn't an absolute crock of shit as well.

But surely even an old man suffering dementia is a better candidate than Trump.

We are all just folds in this wonderfully weird thing we call spacetime!

Nationalise that shit. And if you're not going to nationalise it, at least make sure that they're actually held accountable for their bullshit. Come on, Labour, for the first time post-9/11 I am daring to have hope about our politics. 👏

I'm English. I had Spain down to win this. I didn't expect us to get anywhere near this final. Now, I dare to dream... It would be a great year to kick the conservatives out of government and win something for once all in the space of 10 days.

dO yOuR oWn ReSeArCh!