Yes this is one of the reasons Russian trolls talking points of NATO expansion fears motivating Russia to invade whiffed of bullshit from the beginning. By annexing Crimea Russia already made them ineligible.

Some incredible titles here, friend. Respect! I really need to play Knights of the Old Republic again.

Welcome back, commander.

Cast it into the fire! Grill it!

All you can eat. Not you can eat all.

Even with Australia's strict biosecurity enforcement we are powerless to stop the budgie smugglers.

Oh, hi... you're going to open me? I see...I guess you don't feel like making any real food.... again. Or maybe you just can't cook. You should really do better, if nobody taught you to cook I guess it's unlikely there's anyone out there who particularly cares if you look after yourself but you should really have a little self respect. If that's too hard for you, at the very least some basic survival instinct. I saw how many cans of soup you had in there with me, it's a miracle you're still breathing, frankly. Oh well...go ahead and pry me open, what's one more failure at this point.

That's not very long, better get that leave booked!

Yeah I would absolutely be getting out of there. Taiwan has an orange alert for travel to China now aka do not go there.

I'd say if you can at all help it please be less of a cunt

Generation strange.

Sun don't even shine through our window pane.

Yep, Australia proved that very well.